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Geneseo Republic - Geneseo, IL
Updated at 2:54 PM

Editor's note: As a public service, here's a letter tendered in behalf of a mythical utility company as translated by an obviously malcontented weisenheimer:Dearest ratepayer,Boy, we really like you.It's not just infatuation, either. It's a commitment that some might say borders on stalking — but in a good, caring way.If we here at this utility company were a romantic teenage girl, we'd be busy right now doodling hearts with our company name and the name "ratepayer" within. Really.

Updated at 1:32 PM

We’ve all been there: You are supposed to say something but going with a script would seem unengaged. So you get together some “talking points” in your head so that you can stay on the topic while sounding genuine.

Posted at 1:05 PM

Seth Rogen will star as 

Updated at 11:28 AM

Saying he has nothing but good will for Him and His work going forward, an unapologetic Gov. Chris Christie dismissed those who questioned his decision to keep God quarantined in a tent since His return from Ebola-stricken West Africa.

Posted at 11:05 AM

Is Instagram's photo policy sexist? Yes, if you ask Chelsea Handler.On Thursday night,...

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