HERE are paraphrases of the nine wackiest points made by National Rifle Association Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre in a column he wrote for the right-wing Daily Caller:
1. Violent Latino gangs are out to get you.
2. And they’re streaming over the border.
3. And so is al-Qaeda.
4. And Obama will use them as an excuse to take your guns.
5. If you want gun safety, you want civilization to collapse.
6. Thanks to Obama, there will soon be no cops.
7. But the NRA is totally not paranoid.