If you're not one of the nearly one million people following comedian Rob Delaney's sometimes crass, always funny Twitter account, you should be.

In honor of Delaney appearing on "JimmyKimmel Live" this week, Kimmel put together one of his signature segments having senior citizens read Delaney's tweets out loud.

One ridiculous post being: “@Charmin my daughter was killed by a bear yesterday when she tried to offer it toilet paper you son of a b***h.”

Watch the funny segment below:

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